I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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