: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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