I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I skipped work to stalk him.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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