ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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