all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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