what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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