Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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