I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Randomize
