Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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