is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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