I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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