so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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