i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex