After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.