Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (862): Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me. http://tfl.nu/hfa7
  Replies (40) Good night (2039) Bad night (2952)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love http://tfl.nu/13ff
  Replies (78) Good night (25821) Bad night (2971) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake. http://tfl.nu/tfkj
  Replies (12) Good night (5419) Bad night (1026) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (731): View more from Tennessee

  who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (731): who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you. http://tfl.nu/e0pj
  Replies (39) Good night (5104) Bad night (2115) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet. http://tfl.nu/2c2c
  Replies (10) Good night (3348) Bad night (934) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover. http://tfl.nu/w5jl
  Replies (5) Good night (4095) Bad night (1247) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom. http://tfl.nu/ubxd
  Replies (3) Good night (1698) Bad night (809) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished. http://tfl.nu/p2b9
  Replies (7) Good night (5272) Bad night (848) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  well in DOG beers, i've only had one

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): well in DOG beers, i've only had one http://tfl.nu/2mnf
  Replies (20) Good night (5315) Bad night (687) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem. http://tfl.nu/fe20
  Replies (2) Good night (300) Bad night (812) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them. http://tfl.nu/odfm
  Replies (4) Good night (1043) Bad night (386) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole... http://tfl.nu/kisj
  Replies (8) Good night (427) Bad night (1066) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka http://tfl.nu/793g
  Replies (4) Good night (474) Bad night (245) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum. http://tfl.nu/4chd
  Replies (12) Good night (357) Bad night (801)
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl http://tfl.nu/kolr
  Replies (3) Good night (942) Bad night (181) Order T-Shirt

Randomize