she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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