He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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