I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i dont even know how to be here
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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