Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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