i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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