Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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