someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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