dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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