I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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