I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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