Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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