Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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