i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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