hell yes lets make some ravioli
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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