My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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