you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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