the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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