white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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