Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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