Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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