You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
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im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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