At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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