did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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