do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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