Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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