I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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