So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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