talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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