sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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