so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
dude. I can hear the air.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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