Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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