It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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