Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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