woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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