I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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