I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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