ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
