i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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