was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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