i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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