So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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